I've maintained a profile on the website OkCupid.com for roughly two years. It's led me on a few adventures; some good, some annoying. But never before have I received a message from someone on the site like the one I received at 6:30am this morning. Due to it's insanity (and the equally scary profile of this straight man (feel free to look him up), I have no qualms about publishing the message in its entirety:
"Men and Women
Did you know that women are receivers for the desires of men, and that women produce no new desires of their own that are stable? Women who aggressively go after what they want are aggressively obeying the things they think the men they listen to want. Feminism does not work.
A good woman obeys the true man. A good man loves truth more than anything and always listens to it.
Men work constantly to build accurate new DNA and vibrations from the senses they perceive. Their equipment is outside their bodies and their interests are into the world. They are the laboratory. Women work continually to maintain the DNA and vibrations they have been given. Their equipment is packaged away and guarded. They are the library.
9 < [.], [.]8, [.]9. [.]5, [.]3, /[.]9.
<>< Great William"
I think it's time to stop dating all together.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
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2 comments:
i can't even pretend to comprehend what this person is trying to say! WTF!!!
I received a similar message from the same member (found your post by googling the opening line), it seems he's elaborated on it slightly...I can't really tell if he's actually crazy or if it's some kind of intentionally dadaist thing...anyway, here's what he sent me:
"Men and Women
Did you know that women are receivers for the desires of men, and that women produce no new desires of their own that are stable? Women who aggressively go after what they want are aggressively obeying the things they think the men they listen to want. Feminism does not work.
A good woman obeys the true man. A good man loves truth more than anything and always listens to it.
Men work constantly to build accurate new DNA and vibrations from the senses they perceive. Their equipment is outside their bodies and their interests are into the world. They are the laboratory. Women work continually to maintain the DNA and vibrations they have been given. Their equipment is packaged away and guarded. They are the library. Do you love Jesus Christ?
Kabbalism and Prayer: [.], 9[.], [.]8, [.]5, [.]3, /[.]9. Wave < [.], and [.]13 to Peru, Austria, Italy, Germany, Russia, Texas, California, your home, and to marriages progressing from love. I hear they fold a lot of steel DNA in Peru. Congratulations to they who are diligent.
Do you know about orgone energy and Dr Wilhelm Reich? It's the new geometry. www.orgone.org. A big wave is coming in 2010. I encourage you to run for government with me in 2010! I encourage you to set up orgone jars at freeway exits, airports, and population centers near you.
Some say that one of Satan's main hideouts on Earth is at the Khoravaya River near the mouth of the Ob River in Northern Russia. Another is Pendemonium beneath Israel. I would love to place orgone generators at the mouth of Pendemonium. What do you think about this legend? And the oldest Jewish texts say Yahweh is a woman. What of that?
[.]8, [.]4, [.]5"
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